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Did you know that you can make a great homemade bird feeder out of a pine cone, peanut butter, sunflower seeds, and string? I wouldn't know because I'm allergic to peanut butter and touching pine cones give me hives and I don't much care for sunflower seeds but it's the oldest family secret in my family!

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Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:28 PM MadCow says:

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Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:39 PM PKforce323 says:

Thw funny thing is, its a family secret in your family, and u cant even make it because ur alergic to two of the objects and doenst care for sun flower seeds. plus its not much of a secret now that u told us. also, do u watch code geass? if u dont, u should because it's awesome. ;)

Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:49 PM DaVeB0T says:

Join the church of Mozz

Sep. 27, 2008 | 6:54 PM Wiiporter says:

the saddest story I have ever heard

Sep. 27, 2008 | 7:16 PM UnderARock says:

propane

Sep. 27, 2008 | 7:52 PM PolishMatt says:

Not much of secret as the whole world wide web now knows about it, and it's a pretty lame one too, I bet birds talk shit about it on their secret forums. And owned, you can't eat something that doesn't taste great anyways.

Sep. 27, 2008 | 8:09 PM K-Guare says:

It'd only be worse if you were allergic to the string as well.

I'm allergic to kittens, the most pretty-est
household animal on the face of the earth. :[

Sep. 27, 2008 | 9:57 PM Cormamin520 says:

I made those in kindergarten. Apparently your family wasn't good at keeping the secret. ;o

I like peanut butter. :[ I'm sorry you can't have it. </3

Sep. 27, 2008 | 10:00 PM DM692 says:

How do you feel about the fact that Joelasticot is taking a shit on you?

Sep. 27, 2008 | 11:15 PM Artoxic says:

Dude you are being shit on.

Sep. 28, 2008 | 6:12 AM Ragnarokia says:

Ok here's thecomputer, heres the monitor, here's the key..board, and here's the power supply. RUN EDDY RUN!!!
You got mail
AHA I'm a genious! Now I am going to make toothpaste out of birdseed and gum!

Sep. 28, 2008 | 10:25 AM doubleone says:

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Sep. 28, 2008 | 10:56 AM godpervert says:

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Sep. 28, 2008 | 11:01 AM Pulse909 says:

I actually did that once when I was a cub scout, like 6 years ago.

ITS NAWT A FAMILY SECRET YOUR LIFE IS LIE!~

Sep. 28, 2008 | 12:33 PM Joelasticot says:

You can also catch fish by emptying a 2 liter bottle, cutting off the part with the neck and putting it backwards, then filling the bottle with bait and let it rest in water. Then fish can come in but get stuck when they try to go out! It's so exciting

Sep. 29, 2008 | 3:04 PM DaVeB0T says:

I love your recent series of Mario's __________ Maybe I should do that

Sep. 30, 2008 | 10:13 PM BareNakedMike says:

I'm allergic to peanut butter too. Actually when I used to go to church they had us make bird feeders like that, And I didn't think to tell them it could kill me. And I almost died at church :o

Oct. 1, 2008 | 11:56 AM Laughingbox says:

Could you tell me how it goes?

Oct. 1, 2008 | 5:44 PM simon says:

Teach me your secret.

Oct. 6, 2008 | 8:50 AM risbolla says:

That's fine but what's with the watermelon on the header?

Oct. 9, 2008 | 11:31 PM dkfan123 says:

sweet to bad about you being allergic to be peanut butter its good

Oct. 14, 2008 | 3:49 PM SgtButts says:

go to hell. go directly to hell. do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Oct. 21, 2008 | 3:29 PM homor says:

your sig....

is that super jail?

Oct. 21, 2008 | 5:10 PM life responds:

yes. someone make me a better superjail sig please!

Oct. 21, 2008 | 8:47 PM lilcheeselad says:

Is that as SuperJail signature?

Oct. 21, 2008 | 8:48 PM lilcheeselad says:

Woops, just read the comment above me. Nevermind.

Oct. 22, 2008 | 11:40 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

is that a super jail sig?

Oct. 23, 2008 | 12:16 AM life responds:

fuku

Oct. 25, 2008 | 3:55 AM phsychopath says:

That's awesome. Didn't know that.

Oct. 31, 2008 | 3:01 AM Death619 says:

OH FUCK you have a scary halloween mask on
oh wait thats ur face

Nov. 1, 2008 | 3:48 AM Pasty-Flawss says:

30k b/s looks hawt