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Age/Gender: 19, Female
Location: Hooksett, NH
Job: Gangsta

MSN: life@newgrounds.com ¯\(º_o)/¯

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Score: 10
everybodys doing the derp

"Wow!"

date: September 21, 2008

this is the best thing I've heard since metroid crime 2. If you wanna meet up and have a drink sometime, give me a call, big boy.

September 21, 2008

Author's Response:

RE: "Wow!"

Dear life,

FINALLY! Someone whos not an ignorant sheep and actually understands my brilliance! Listen, i like the cut of your jib homey. If you wanna meet up and have a drink sometime, give me a call, big boy.

Love,
madcow.newgrounds.cum

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Score: 10
WS - Zatoichi Tribute

"I love it"

date: September 10, 2008

The record scratches in the background sound so awesome. Great song, great job. favorited.

September 10, 2008

Author's Response:

I really have to thank Yun Veroz for his scratching abilities. Basically, all I did was take his scratches in a previous collab that we did, and cut them up and rearranged them. Thanks a lot. ^_^

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Score: 10
FL GO: Cybertrack

"Incredible."

submission: FL GO: Cybertrack
date: June 28, 2008

Go will live on forever.

August 11, 2008

Author's Response:

Thank you! the amazing life has responded to my song
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Buttseks?

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Score: 8
[Aqua WaveZ]

"Nice start."

submission: [Aqua WaveZ]
date: May 12, 2008

Waited the whole song for the break down that never came! It was just screaming for the loud DnB beat to come rushing in! Has high potential, practice, practice, practice!

May 12, 2008

Author's Response:

Thank you for your review. ^^

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Score: 9
Extradimensional

"sweet"

submission: Extradimensional
date: April 18, 2008

Sounded very experimental and shit. I like how it started out just kinda random noises, but turned into a strange song.

April 20, 2008

Author's Response:

thanks for the review meng

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Score: 9
-Radioactive-

"Solid."

submission: -Radioactive-
date: November 25, 2007

A nice moving track. It got a bit repetitive at times, but that wasn't that bad because it was intense. It works great as background music for a racing game. Nice instruments, etc. Keep up the good work.

November 25, 2007

Author's Response:

thanks! ill try ;D
hm.. racing game ey? that sounds like a plan. ill try this in upshift strikeracer later >:3

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Score: 0
DiGitAL HypNosiS

"Dear Wayne,"

submission: DiGitAL HypNosiS
date: August 7, 2007

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather
kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in
the Islets of Langerhans.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk,
a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a
stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into a hostile world. You are an insensate, blinking calf,
meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling
beasts who sired you and then died of shame in recognition of what
they had done. They were a bit late.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf
at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You
are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention
that you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be
able to access it ever so much more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up,
drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set
you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the
frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the
queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost
in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant. You
have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be
promoted to Engineering Manager.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us?
What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your
tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous
desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of
the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You
make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent.
Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck
just to get your dog to play with you. You think P.D.Q. Bach is
the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to
Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You
would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality
of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
sorrow wherever you go.

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Score: 0
house_rift

"Sucks!"

submission: house_rift
date: April 24, 2007

Worst shit I've ever heard in my entire fucking life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response:

hehe your the greatest asshole :-)

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Score: 9
Electrofying Bass Sequence

"Wicked."

date: February 4, 2007

Very groovy track. I loved the way you chnaged and sped up the temp well still staying with the beat. Very nice piece.

I would recommend making the drums more loud and menacing though, you know, to make it more 'dum and bass' rather then techno.

More!

Author's Response:

haha like the billionth time some one said about the drums!!!

hah ah ah haahahahaha

w/e

thnx for the review!!! ^^ i apreciate it!

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Score: 8
Worthless Reloaded

"Pretty good."

submission: Worthless Reloaded
date: February 4, 2007

This was a pretty solid song for me. It was great in the beginning, but when it started getting more "technoish" it started to die. It was still good for what it was though.

It sounds very real, like a lot of the bass and guitar playing sound like a real band.

Keep it up!

Author's Response:

That was a real guitar. Where did this song get "technoish"?

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