Score: 4

"Bad."

submission: Stamper's Quest For Fags

date: April 29, 2009

4 for the art, but everything else is terrible. If you fix the glitches it could be a decent little mini game, but with them it's just annoying and not fun at all. The hit box on Stamper is awful. You're going to hit the bees almost every time if your anywhere near them because it's off by quite a few pixels. When you clear a cactus you still lose health because there's also a large invisible hit box on his feet.

The cross that gives you health takes away half of your health a lot of the time. Sometimes it gives you no health at all. You win medals every game you play even if you unlocked them, which is extremely annoying. The game starts right when you click the mode you want, so it's very hard to get a good start when you click then have to move your hand down to the arrow keys in time before you run into a cross that takes away half of your health. A five second start would be a lot more convenient.

Just not a fun game at all even if the idea is kinda funny.

Score: 2

"Awful."

submission: Barbarian Bob [Remake]

date: April 24, 2009

A decent concept, but executed extremely poorly. What's good about this game? The forest background looked kinda nice I guess.

The combat is horrible. The stun time and recoil aren't seamless. Enemies often trap you in unbreakable loops of fast swipes The same three enemies the whole game is repetitive and boring.

The game is full of glitches. If you die on the last boss and quit to the title screen it starts fucking up and spawning the boss in the first level. If you beat the game and unlock the cheat menu then you can't receive any more medals. I went for the 50 kills medal and after 20 minutes of repetitive hack and slash I didn't get anything. It's impossible to get the "you got all of the medals" medal because of this. Even if this was fixed, getting all of those medals in a single session would be a big fuck you to everyone who did it before. The rewards are unbalanced. Money is useless. There's literally no reason for you to collect money except for the pass $20,000 medal.

Your extra character can't knock down the bridge so he's useless for a play through and you can't use him for medals because he doesn't appear until after you receive the cheat menu glitch. The same looping music was annoying. The secret areas weren't really special or signaling at all, just seemingly random areas that you jump up to. There's nothing explaining the medals. Is one life a single life or when you get to the continue screen? Can you use cheats? Can you use the other character?

If you fix up the bugs and add a preloader then this could be a pretty mediocre game, even though it still wouldn't be fun. Good luck.

Score: 8

"Pretty good."

submission: Advanced Sprites Tutorial

date: November 8, 2008

I don't see what's advanced about the tutorial. You didn't go over any techniques that aren't already covered by simple tutorials. Some of the stuff you mentioned like "tweening between different poses" didn't show how to do at all. Someone new to flash isn't going to know how to do it correctly.

Like others said the links aren't clickable. Besides that, it was pretty good. The background looked gross and it was pretty hypocritical that your background looked low quality when you talked about having high quality backgrounds. The voice was clear and it was pretty OK.

I'd like to see more tutorials with more info.

Score: 8

"hey nice job!"

submission: Going Up!

date: September 30, 2008

Pretty solid game! You definalty have the skills to make a decent platformer, you just need some better art is all. I liked all your background stuff and a lot of your game was pretty funny. With out the humor the score would be a lot lower. Add more songs, some prettier graphics, and you'll make front page for sure!!!

Score: 10

"Wow."

submission: Fur Hundr3d Th0us4nd

date: September 13, 2007

Fucking. Beautiful.

Everything about this flash drew me in, the art the music and the style oh man the style was decked out I really enjoyed this the whole look of it i'm a big fan of post apocolyptic stuff so this right here was like just....yeah I about blew a genie-esque load....good stuff I love it and I hope to see more of the story unfold...oh I loved the characters they all held such awesome fresh looks.

Score: 10

"FANTASTIC!"

submission: Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 80

date: October 24, 2006

Congratulations to you and Adolf for a successful journey! What a great ending. I'm really glad you did something different with this one... 'Twas truly unexpected.

It's been a pleasure watching -- and reviewing -- these. I'll catch the ones I missed at some point, and hopefully you'll check back sometime and read (and maybe respond to) those reviews.

I've heard an awful lot of people say that no one could possibly like these flashes for what they are, that people only fived them because of the protection point, that no one could actually enjoy such a thing. Those people are wrong, at least in my case; I truly enjoyed every single episode of this series, watched them all voluntarily, and reviewed them honestly and fairly.

Great ending, and just in the nick of time! I love the timing on the submission... that worked perfectly with the whole thing. And we that's the original picture, right? :) Perfect. Just perfect.

Again, congratulations. Can't wait to see what you'll do next.

This review is made by dave.

©dave inc. 2006

Score: 10

"Hey Knox."

submission: (2006) Sneaky Sneaky

date: August 7, 2006

Good movie.

Good to have you back.

I love you.

Score: 10

"I reviewed it"

submission: Kilt Envy

date: July 9, 2005

Because I'm hardcore like that, oh yeah, and because it's a rather good movie, can't expect anything bad really when it comes from the drunks, and woah, look at review scores as compared to actual scores, that's hilarious (and here's my further helping it ;).

Score: 8

"Nice. :)"

submission: Super Mario: Toads Rage 7

date: February 28, 2005

I'm glad to see some good old fashioned Toad's Rage Violence, and you kept up the good quality graphics. I like the addition of voice overs, but they could help to be louder and longer (most of them were only one or two words). Toad, Wario and Dr. Mario's voices were done well, but I expected the ending to be more climatic. Toad killed Wario really easily and I thought it would be a less one-sided fight, but at least his death was creative.

The part where Toad got bitten by the Goomba was funny (especially his scream), as was the part where he remembered the other characters he killed. I must say I've enjoyed this series alot and it's getting better with each episode, you've got some good skill. :)

Score: 10

"Cool."

submission: _ULTIMATE TUTORIAL 2_

date: February 11, 2005

The first one was good. this one is better. Good job.