life's Reviews

[Peter the Ant finds berri.]

Excellent music selection!

AmmoGuppy responds:

Thank you for making that great track!

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

Hahahahaha.

That was funny as hell. I loved the Mencia jab because it was so unexpected and great. It kind of dragged on a bit at some parts, and was kind of short, but it was still really funny. I hope you submit another one.

[Mario And Friends Goof Up]

Greatest flash ever created.

Beautiful, extravagant, marvelous, detailed, enchanting, involved, deep, interesting, not enough words to describe this visual and audio feast.

Extremely well done, great imagination and story structure. I don't think I've seen any story told that well. The music and the video says it all. I thoroughly enjoyed this, and many of your other works.

Tears were brought to my eyes in the final showdown between koopa and Mario, but our hero pulled through in the end. I loved, I cried, I even had a laugh or two. Great work; number one flash of all time.

[FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN']

New anime update is lit. Love the work put into it and a new challenge at last. Beat every song on hard and loved having a new challenge song. Great aesthetic change and progressing stages. Def. the best game on Newgrounds.

[The Jersey Shore Situation]

nice dude

Reminds me of all the old school ng games of this style.

[Stamper's Quest For Fags]

Bad.

4 for the art, but everything else is terrible. If you fix the glitches it could be a decent little mini game, but with them it's just annoying and not fun at all. The hit box on Stamper is awful. You're going to hit the bees almost every time if your anywhere near them because it's off by quite a few pixels. When you clear a cactus you still lose health because there's also a large invisible hit box on his feet.

The cross that gives you health takes away half of your health a lot of the time. Sometimes it gives you no health at all. You win medals every game you play even if you unlocked them, which is extremely annoying. The game starts right when you click the mode you want, so it's very hard to get a good start when you click then have to move your hand down to the arrow keys in time before you run into a cross that takes away half of your health. A five second start would be a lot more convenient.

Just not a fun game at all even if the idea is kinda funny.

Kevin responds:

Coming from the man who is 1,000 times better than me at Flash.

:(

[Crime Minister of]

? what on earth ?

umm... maybe my headphones were malfuncing' on me or something, 'cause this was just... not right. and its not brit pop, that's for f'n sure.

MadCow responds:

Thanks for the review! :-)

[Spending Quality Crime]

Dear Mrs. MadCow

If the sexy fat man gives the kids wine and lets them watch cartoons. I think he is a nice man. Stop saying mean things about the nice man or I will get up, pace around for 30 seconds, and sit back down.

[Daylight Saving Crime]

An engrossing experience.

He's here to entertain, and to interpret the memories of his childhood. As such, the music is a gentle stroll, like an idyll walk through the Rothaargebirge, the deep green mountain range adjacent to his hometown for which the Ferndorf is named.

MadCow responds:

Even though it was the hardest part, I really love the guitar on this track. It's one of my most complex and technical performances to date.