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Posted by life - May 26th, 2008


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Posted by life - May 12th, 2008


GET IT. NOW.

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TIM AND ERIC AWESOME RECORD.


Posted by life - April 16th, 2008


This is Newgrounds in 2004:

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This is Newgrounds in 2008:

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Fix it.


Posted by life - March 11th, 2008


CORRECT AS OF MARCH 22 2008

>>I've included a new additions section so those who've already added everyone last update has an easy time adding new people.

BRAWL CODE--NEWGROUNDS NAME--BRAWL NAME

New additions:

New additions:
0430-7982-6347 Afromaster [AfroJ]
3737-9195-7172 SockMyDink [SMD]
2921-8751-2272 Archmage-flash [MAGE]
4081-5194-2450 SofaQ [?????]
2921-8816-4541 Short-Factor [SFJLB]
3780-8679-0409 BatDan [Dan]
3866-7691-6849 T-N-T [?????]
4596-9147-3727 John12346 [JohnG]
4382-1714-1914 elementell [?????]
1633-3887-0693 DancingTomato [?????]
4124-4675-0713 The-Laughter-Of-Lor [?????]
5112-3090-0686 Milesaway13 [?????]
3308-4280-6357 pigzlord [?????]
4725-7686-5300 Dark-Volcano-Sam [DVS]
3823-8289-2497 superstatguy [?????]
3480-2237-9867 ericblak [EricX]
4296-2701-4915 GanoXk [GanoX]
4682-8192-1834 Noodleboy111 [NOOD]
5112-3249-4172 kidray76 [KID]
2277-6473-5364 VeryProudofYa [vpoy]
1203-8907-1340 KillerCRS [KCRS]
3222-5286-1999 ExtraTim [TIM]
3909 7169 9952 ZenGaijin
3523-1700-9216 authorblues [AUTHR]
2449-4299-3226 The Newgrounds office [?????]
3737-9179-8208 Chanco [Baldo]
4167-4307-4723 MeatMachine [MEAT]

THE LIST.

0430-7982-6347 Afromaster [AfroJ]
4124-4677-9651 Alpharius120 [ALPHA]
3437-2731-5539 aquaticmole [Mole]
2921-8751-2272 Archmage-flash [MAGE]
3523-1700-9216 authorblues [AUTHR]
0216-0449-8492 Axius [Axius]
4940-5106-3504 Azteca89 [az89]
3780-8679-0409 BatDan [Dan]
5327-0576-3661 Black-Chaos [iSuck]
5455-9107-8920 bladeofluigi [?????]
4253-3161-3313 blakemo [?????]
3737-9179-8208 Chanco [Baldo]
5284-1100-3118 Chaz-o [?????]
4682-8109-6749 ChocolateMooseClock [Moose]
2664-1783-5477 DarkSoldier [JOHN]
4725-7686-5300 Dark-Volcano-Sam [DVS]
3394-3207-3427 DemitriousDoom [Josh]
4639-8662-0021 DirtySyko [Dirty]
3480-2237-9867 ericblak [EricX]
3222-5286-1999 ExtraTim [TIM]
0387-8456-3426 fetusdoctor [Fetus]
1289-7886-2536 firemario1 [FM1]
2406-4818-6786 GenericName54 [GN54]
5198-2070-8272 Glaiel-Gamer [Tyler]
4296-2701-4915 GanoXk [GanoX]
4897-5623-9116 Grade-Zero [GZ]
0387-8455-2753 Grammer [Ace]
4596-9147-3727 John12346 [JohnG]
2320-5798-1378 Jimtopia [?????]
5112-3249-4172 kidray76 [KID]
1203-8907-1340 KillerCRS [KCRS]
4983-4597-2774 life [Life]
5412-4796-0047 linkinpatt [Pat]
5026-4095-1207 MARINO [?????]
2793-0273-9282 mariomusicmaker1 [?????]
2921-8776-2831 Matt [Zippo]
5112-3090-0686 Milesaway13 [?????]
1848-1334-4976 MindChamber [M.C. !]
2664-1778-8243 Needle-In-Haystack [?????]
4811-6615-9653 NeillS [NEILL]
4682-8192-1834 Noodleboy111 [NOOD]
3308-4280-6357 pigzlord [?????]
3523-1709-2509 poryon2 [PORY2]
0817-3455-0962 Psychopathic-Mind [?????]
2449-4325-3933 PureLionHeart [PURE]
0688-4947-2530 Reyals [DAVE]
0473-7430-5212 Senri [Senri]
2921-8816-4541 Short-Factor [SFJLB]
0087-1971-8009 Sh0T-D0wN [?????]
3523-1718-1242 Sniperwolf1564 [Dom]
3737-9195-7172 SockMyDink [SMD!!]
4081-5194-2450 SofaQ [?????]
5198-2089-4611 sonicmega [SNCMG]
3823-8289-2497 superstatguy [?????]
4124-4675-0713 The-Laughter-Of-Lor [?????]
3437-2717-7506 TheLobsterman [Lobo6]
2449-4299-3226 The Newgrounds office [?????]
3866-7691-6849 T-N-T [?????]
1547-4859-0434 Truth [TRUTH]
2363-5305-3489 verycoolguy [?????]
2277-6473-5364 VeryProudofYa [vpoy]
3909 7169 9952 ZenGaijin [?????]
2921-8748-0710 Zieker17 [Ziek]

Newgrounds Super Smash Bros. Brawl Code Index.


Posted by life - February 28th, 2008


Look what they wrote on my cheese!

Racist deli!


Posted by life - February 15th, 2008


Really digging Justice and their cross album. Check them out if you like music.

edit: and no, it's not a christian rock/any music band at all.

Good music?


Posted by life - December 31st, 2007


[adult swim club]

FOR THE MOST UPDATED FIRST POST CLICK HERE.

Welcome to the Newgrounds adult swim club! This is a place where all fans of [adult swim] can hang out together and talk about anything related to it.

What's adult swim?

Adult Swim, usually stylized [adult swim], is the name for an adult-oriented television programming network that shares channel space with Cartoon Network in the United States. It features many cartoons, including original programming such as Aqua Teen Hunger Force, syndicated shows from other networks such as Fox's Family Guy, and shows from other countries, including anime, with generally minimal editing for content. The shows aired are geared toward an older audience, in contrast to the much tamer child and pre-teen oriented daytime programming on Cartoon Network.

Rules:

Don't be an idiot.
Don't start pointless flame wars.
No anime VS comedy shit.
Keep non adult swim anime discussion in the Anime club.

Member list:

I'll keep a member list if people want one. It's not too serious, just a roll call of all the members. You don't have to be a member to post here, and you won't be kicked out if you don't post for years. You can find the member list here. To become a member just ask.

Why?

Just like when Family guy was reborn on adult swim, this club is a remake of a very old one. You can find it here. The reason for the fresh start is to make an official club. I know most NGers are huge adult swim fans, so now there's going to be a new active club. It's nice to start the year with a new crew. This one will have way more discussion than the last one. Such as: Scheduling, new shows, episode discussion, fan art, etc.

I also worked on that shitty attached collage for 45 minutes. That's why this one is official. ):< (Yeah I left out a few things. Hi brak, morel, birdman, a bunch of animes, etc.)

Note:

Clubs are always changing! Don't just read the first post. Lurk a bit if you're new. We can't edit post at this time and we probably never will be able to. If you're reading this and it's like 2010 or something, then please ignore this ancient mess and look at the most updated version of the first post here.

ALL KIDS OUT OF THE POOL!

Member list:

life
BlueHippo
BatDan
Madcow
gu-rrilla
deidara783
Sabotage
knuxrouge
Twone
Kilik-ownz
Reaperyami
Tiki-Dog
kashguitar
e-lord
M-to-the-C
NaziNinja
mooguy
DistantSniper
TheSnakeSkull
CannibalCorpseFreak
lmacow
Dead-body-man
Tech2o
NinjaPirateMaster
g0t
PossiblePancakes
AnalPenguinFarming
Torkelson
supyohos123
Cigolini55

**hey suck it DLT :)**

[adult swim club updated first post + member list]


Posted by life - November 6th, 2007


6 in a row - By Stamper AKA Blacktastic. (Inspired by Marc M.)

(Spoken)

All I have left in this world if my faith in Jesus. All I can ask if that he keeps me on the right path and forgives me if I go down the wrong one. Blacktastic 2k5...

(Rapped)

Bitch!

Yo I used to fuck chicks and I used to eat pussy
One day I looked down at my cock covered with pussy debree
My life was on lock and I needed a key
Little did I know the key was a dick and my face was a lock
All I need was a cock in my mouth (Cock in my mouth, cock in my mouth)
I needed a switch
I don't wanna fuck chicks.
I just gotta dis my licks and get my fix from a pile of dicks stacked up like bricks in a row. (Six in a row)
Chubby dicks, stubby dicks, fat dicks, (In a row) skinny dicks, black dicks, curvy dicks, any dicks
call your friends form a dick lick party
compliments to me and my bag of dick sucking tricks
Like Penelope cruise and blow (and johnny depp n****r)
I like a white line of shit shot up my fucking nose
White lights, no, a snowball is formed from my nasal passages to my throat, oh!
And just so ya know

One time I sucked in a row (I sucked six in a row)
One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row (In a row)
One time I got my kicks with Joe when I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row!
Yo One time I sucked six in a row (In a row)
One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row (In a row)
One time I got my kicks with Joe when I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row

We're talking six fat dirty dicks, six dick fat dirty pricks
Dirty nice
in a row
shooting loads in my cake mix
So I can bake a fat cake and well we wait you can break your dick off in my face
rub bits on my balls bitch
bitch
you can see my balls and it shows
through my clothes
through my clothes
My mouth is small, so I gotta suck dicks in a row
But who knows
We can fit two watch us pose

Just like I expected
Your balls are infected
You should have been protected
But when I sucked your cock and your friends erected
and connected
and ejected
The hot load's all over the place, but don't feel neglected
I still suck you off
if you jam it in my face
And don't forgot to tell your fucking friends that I deep throat to the face
I deep throat to the face

Yo! One time I sucked six in a row (to the face n***a)
One time I sucked dirty dicks in a row (In a row)
One time I got my kicks with joe when I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row
One time I sucked six in a row (six in a row)
One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row (In a row)
One time I got my kicks with Joe when I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row!

(ring ring)

Blacktastic: Yo Bro!
Guy: What's up?
Blactastic: I'm in the mood for some dicks to blow
Guy: Fo real
Blacktastic: Like whoa!
Guy: Hmm, well shit maybe I should grab these five dudes I know and show up to your crib so we can get our cocks sucked
Blacktastic: Yeah, All though...
Guy: All though?
Blacktastic: Well yeah, I got a minor headache and I'm all out of Excedrin; all I got left is some NyQuil and some Robitussin
Guy: Well that's cool, I'll sprinkle aspirin powder on my dick with pro, whoa!
Guy: Give to get, just get ready to suck me and my five friends off in the back seat of my Geo Metro
Blacktastic: Your Geo Metro? But are you sure everyone can cram inside it?
Guy: Probably, just open up wide and maybe we can all fit
Blacktastic: I'm talking bout in the metro, not in my mouth!
Blacktastic: You know I only suck dicks in a row
Guy: Yeah I know, now my dick is hard I gotta go.

Yo, One time I sucked six in a row (six in a row)
One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row (In a row)
One time I got my kicks with Joe when I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row!
One time I sucked six in a row (six in a row)
One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row (In a row)
One time I got my kicks with Joe when I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row!

I got a tight flow
I've got an even tighter asshole, but you can't touch it
Cuz I only suck dicks.
When I sell my house I have to look into equity and escrow
And if My real estate agent is there, I'll probably suck him and his -
And his Business partner off in a row
As long as there's like six of them...

6 in a Row Lyrics.


Posted by life - September 15th, 2007


I'm going to use this as a blog like it's supposed to right now because I CAN.

I just started my senior year of high school on September 4th. It's pretty neat I guess, since I don't have any challenging classes this semester. It's just kind of like a waste of time rather then a hard and no fun waste of time. My schedule is: Free period, Wood shop, Psychology, Musical theory II, Web page design, Jazz band, Cisco networking, and then band. So pretty much all music and computers classes besides Psychology and woodshop (I didn't pick woodshop I just got put in it). Next semester I have some English classes though, but that's about it. They are easy stuff too, like fantasy literature or something.

I play trumpet in the school band/Jazz band. This year I'm first trumpet in jazz band, and first in concert band. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing in Jazz band since the notes are like 20 lines above the staff and all 16th notes. Oh well, not like anyone CARES.

I recently got Metroid Prime 3 for the Wii, and it's kicking my ass. I was never good at metroid games. It's still an awesome game. It keeps getting better and better as I keep getting (slowly) farther. I recommend it for everyone that has a Wii. It's the number one Wii game out right now, in my opinion. In related video game news: I also got a new DS lite. I have the games: Mario 64, Elite beat, Brain age 2, and warioware touched, Any cool recommendations? I was thinking of picking up advance wars.

I've recently got back into flash again. So I'll probably be making some shitty shit pretty soon. I'm just waiting for my friend to give my tablet back before I start anything bigger then a 5 second piece of shit. (So I can make a 40 second piece of shit).

I just got a car for $700. A maroon 94' Saturn. Everything in it works great, I love it.

life of life.


Posted by life - August 4th, 2007


As the decades go by, and under the premise that we are making people not to offend others, we are creating a world of victims, fools of being offended. No more can you hold opinions or ideals that collide with people of difference cultures, races, creed, sexuality, religion, hair color, etc. While the idea of growing a society that is tolerant is a utopian's dream, we are heading down the road that essentially everything is offensive.

For example we have the story of Southwest Airlines being sued (and lost) for a stewardess playing of a nursery rhyme "Eenie, meenie, minie, moe; pick a seat, we gotta go" to help hurry passengers onto the plane. Apparently because at one small point in history (and very few people know of it) there used to be a more negative connotation of this to be offensive to negros. Or how about the Dutch attempting to take the word thin out of the dictionary.

Also from the same article a HR's attempt to take out hard working from job descriptions because it discriminates against the lazy.

Of course we have to be offended by stuffed bears since the Vermont Teddy Bear Company was playing with controversy because their "Crazy For You!" stuffed toy had a straight jacket, offending the mentally handicapped. Or how about body part labels being evil and disgusting because a parent is offended to answer a question about anatomy making The Vagina Monologues to be renamed The Hoohaa Monologues in Florida.

Furthermore, old stories are horrible because the state of Maryland decided to not use To Kill A Mockingbird even though the class was about "Questionable Words".

All of this boils down to the point that our society had become a bunch of whiny victims of choice. Sure some people are racist, biased, sexist, homophobic, < insert label here >, but the moment that we censor all the distaste we close all channels of discussion. Is this a good example to set for our future generations? To be effortlessly offended and sue when even the smallest discomfort is confronting them instead of starting up a dialog?

Our belligerent and easily offended society is plunging down a perilous path that would prefer to view mindless entertainment rather than participate in their communities. People who would rather sit in their own little bubbles than engage with other people. When something is discomforting they are unable to handle it. I for one plan to teach my children to "tolerate the intolerant." If society has not figured out a way to completely censor everything offensive at that point, then I don't think we will have anything left to talk about.

>:(

Unrelated:

boss trombone: Go suck a sausage
RabidKangaroo15: I will
RabidKangaroo15: And I'll enjoy it

You do not have the right to be offended!